Lebron Wants You To Know He Had The Kendrick Lamar Album Before It Was Released

First things first. Asking Lebron what he thought about Kendrick Lamar’s new album is the exact opposite of a great question at an NBA post season game press conference. Honestly I thought I was taking crazy pills for a second. Why don’t you ask him what his favorite TV show is while you’re at it. Just a disgusting question from a disgusting reporter. And Lebron’s response was SOOOOOOOOOOOO Lebron. Waxing poetic about how black kids think the only way out of the streets is to play basketball or deal drugs. I don’t even know if that’s true or not, but fuck you Lebron. And of course he had to sneak in how he had Kendrick’s album before everybody else. Of course he has to dance like this during pregame so everybody notices his ass.

It just sucks he’s so fucking good. The only thing really left to do is root for a major career ending injury. As a rule I don’t like doing that, but with Lebron I’m making an exception.