I'm Proud Of My Guy Bryce Harper Tonight Who Stared Down The Nationals And Murdered An Entire Franchise In Cold Blood

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What a night tonight for Team Portnoy member Bryce Harper. He returned to Washington humble and contrite. He offered an olive branch to the fans and the city he loved. He tried to be the bigger man like all Team Portnoy members try to be. And what did the fans do? They spit in his face. They booed him at every turn. They mocked him. But most of all they angered him. And if there is one thing we know it’s that you don’t make Team Portnoy upset. Because when you do tonight happens. Just a tour de force in how to murder an entire city. Bryce didn’t just beat the Nationals. He destroyed them. There is no coming back from what happened tonight. The Nationals are dead. And they have nobody to blame but themselves. Bryce didn’t want to kill them. They left him no choice. His hands were tied.