9) I Forced Bleacher Report's CEO Dave Pinnochio To Delete His Twitter For Two Weeks

El Presidente12/31/2018 5:00 PM

So people remember this guy right? Dave Pinocchio? The CEO of bleacher report who essentially implied that Barstool Sports was racist and non inclusive in a podcast a couple months ago. The guy who rallied the Stoolies to propel the Barstool app to the most downloaded sports app for the entire Super Bowl week? The guy that I swirlied on National internet televison? Well he just revealed that i literally forced him right off Twitter. I stuffed him in a locker and he deleted his Twitter account because Stoolies were being too mean to him..

I love how he is acting like it was so funny now too. Talk about revisionist history. I literally gave him the Portnoy Flu. There is no getting rid of that virus. I don’t care how tight you shut your eyes and grip your blanket. Nothing can make the bad man go away. It was so funny he cried and vanished from social media. What a fucking marshmallow. And that’s what happens when you get in the mud with the lord of mud. You drown.

Ps – He is still not backing down from his idiot comments. Calling us country club. Cue the picture of Bleacher Reports executive team. Hey Pinnochio you should have kept your fat mouth shut. Now I got no choice but to haunt your dreams for the rest of my life.