Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher
UK – A drunken teacher who had sex with a student in the toilets of passenger plane while returning from a school trip to the Large Hadron Collider has been banned indefinitely from the classroom.
Eleanor Wilson, a physics teacher at a school in Bristol, engaged in oral sex with the pupil in the toilet cubicle and then had sex with him, a disciplinary panel found.
The relationship came to light when another student heard about it and threatened to tell the school unless Miss Wilson, 28, engaged in sexual activity with him.
She was found guilty of unacceptable professional conduct and conduct that may bring the profession into disrepute by a National College for Teaching and Leadership panel who found she had also tried to cover up the relationship. …
‘During the flight home from the trip, Pupil A gave evidence that he and Miss Wilson were flirting at the back of the plane, whilst looking after another pupil who was unwell,’ the panel said in its findings.
‘Pupil A gave evidence that Miss Wilson was intoxicated and that he had himself drunk approximately five miniature bottles of wine on the flight.
‘Pupil A gave evidence that he and Miss Wilson entered the toilet, kissed and had oral sex and intercourse without using protection.
If true, this is one goes right into the Sex Scandal Teacher pantheon. The operative word there being “if,” because the article I took this from has four paragraphs of our girl Elanor Wilson denying it, saying the school looked into it and found nothing, and the reveal that she didn’t even attend the hearing that found her guilty. Now her brother has come out and said she just got targeted by these kids because she’s young and hot.
So there’s that. But there’s also there’s the three different times the panel said “Pupil A gave evidence.” Not “testified” or “claimed,” but “gave evidence.” What kind of “evidence” you can produce that your teacher was flirting with you, I have no clue. As far as her being drunk, I suppose you can save the mini wine bottles, but why would you? And the only “evidence” I can think of that would prove she gave him a Blumpkin and then banged him would have to be pictures or texts from her confirming they did it. So I don’t know.
What I do know is that nobody better be calling this the first Sex Scandal Teacher to join the Mile High Club. That pioneer, that sexual Amelia Earhardt, was from last November. Also from the UK, Jill Meldrum-Jones is doing a two year stretch for giving her student three handdookies and three hummers on a 10-hour flight home from South Africa. I know all the time we say “I wish I had teachers like these.” When we probably should be saying “I wish I went to school in England and took overseas flights with my teacher.”
The Grades:
Looks: I admitted that for a while there these SSTs were sacrificing looks for stories, the ladies have come roaring back with Jennifer Caswell and now Eleanor Wilson.
Grade: A-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment: Hey look, I’m not an investigator. I don’t do forensics. I grade teachers who bone students, that doesn’t make me “Bones.” All I have no choice but to assume the panel has evidence that this little British got drunk and had sloppy airplane bathroom sex. Leaving me with no choice but to give her a
Grade: A
Intangibles: I’m a medium sized guy in an XL world, and even I barely find room to move in those tiny refrigerator boxes they call bathrooms. Squeezing into one of them with your student for blowies and sex has to be the best physics lesson he could ever have.
Grade: B+
Overall: A-. If somehow this story does turn out to be wrong, I’ll retract it. If not, we are looking at a future all star.
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