Big Time Stoolie Kevin Durant Has Officially Weighed In On The Kyrie Irving Drama

OK so a few things here. First, it's hilarious that Durant took time out of his night to respond to this tweet that nobody was tagged in. Maybe it was RT'd onto his timeline but it's not like this went viral or anything, it had 72 RTs. I also respect him not logging into his burner, that shows real growth and I have no problem with an athlete coming out and trying to defend a teammate. Here's the thing though, this is not an insult. I'm obsessed? Uh yeah Kevin no fucking shit. I've been this way since I came out of the womb. Nothing outside my family and dogs mean more to me than the Boston Celtics. It's not an act, it's not fake, it's who I am, so thank you for acknowledging that. Also, I feel like being called "king" is also a win for yours truly. Can't say I've been called that before but I'll take it.

In all seriousness though Kevin, I know for a FACT you are reading this 

so let's just stop this dance. It's time for you to swing by HQ, go on Pardon My Take and Mickstape, maybe eat some pizza, the whole shebang. I need to know what Kelly Olynyk said in that pitch meeting that fucked everything up. Being in the same city this is a no brainer and it's what the people want. No, it's what the people deserve.