Where Does Sister Jean Rank With the Worst First Pitches of All-Time?

So today the Sister Jean tour kept on trucking somehow as she made her way to Wrigley for the Cubs home opener. I really thought we were done with the woman who claimed to be the super fan of the Loyola Chicago basketball team, who also couldn’t name a single player on it, but I guess not.

Well, today she stepped onto the field, fired up the old cannon and unleashed one of the worst first pitches of all time. What was that?

Now there’s a chance if Giancarlo Stanton was at the dish right now he’d still be chasing that pitch but that remains to be seen. Where does this rank in terms of the worst first pitches of all time?

50 Cent The GOAT

Carly Rae Jepsen thanks for coming out

Carl Lewis jesus christ dude

Mayor Mark Mallory just having no concept of the strike zone

John Wall with one of the worst displays of athleticism known to mankind.

All of these big name athletes and celebrities having zero idea how to deliver a strike to home plate during a regular season game. Mean while George W. Bush stepped on the bump in wake of 9/11 during the WORLD SERIES with the weight of the world on his shoulders and delivered the most down the middle strike in the history of the sport. American recovered as a nation because of that strike. If Sister Jean was out there we would have crumbled and probably admitted defeat to the Middle East. Thank you Mr. President, please go home Sister Jean.