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Elon Musk Watching The Falcon Heavy Launch: "Holy Flying Fuck, It Took Off"

This isn’t another anti-Elon Musk blog. Okay well maybe it kinda is but not entirely. The pure shock and awe on Elon’s face watching the rocket launch was pretty damn cool but also proves all of my points about him. He was SHOCKED that the rocket took off. Befuddled. Flabbergasted. Stupefied. He was each of those words rolled into one. That was the body language of a guy who thought here was no way in hell that thing was getting off the ground. People who pray at the altar of Elon Musk would have you believe that there was no chance the rocket didn’t launch correctly. They’d yell at you until they’re blue in the face about Elon’s brain power and forward thinking. Yet there is the man himself being like, “HOLY FUCK ! IT WORKED! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!” I’m starting to hate Elon Musk fanboys more than Elon Musk the person. He was pumped. He was jacked up. The image of him looking up at the sky is borderline iconic. That was cool. I might be coming around on Elon………..sike I still hate him. He’s still a bombastic fraud who litters space with cars.

And I’m not saying, I’m just saying

This is yalls Iron Man? And this is 100% not happening FYI

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Alright I’m done.