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The FDA Is Cracking Down On Anti-Diarrhea Medicine Abuses And I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

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Experts say it takes an enormous dose of anti-diarrhea medication to get high. Addicts have been found to be popping anywhere from 50 to 300 pills per day.

I dont mean this lightly. This is the worst news I’ve ever gotten. If I have to go up to the counter and ask for diarrhea medicine from some CVS clerk, I’ll just die of diarrhea. Right in my bathroom with my bidet shooting me straight up the ass, I’ll be dead as shit. Is that where I wanna be when Jesus comes back? Absolutely not but what choice do I have? Government overreaching is getting out of hand. STAY OUT OF MY BUTT, BIG PHRAMA!

Another thing, who in the fuck is taking 300 diarrhea pills in order to get high? I mean, you know, people are entitled to their own medicinal proclivities; may a thousand blossoms bloom as far as Im concerned. But I aint gonna spend any more time on it because in the meantime, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.