Pro Gamer Gets His Madden Cherry Popped On A Biblical Reversal Of Fortune At The Goalline
Hey, the honorable Big Gucci, I thought you were a pro gamer? Has thou never played Madden before? Because this is what happens more often than not. Getting Leon Lett’d at the goalline and having it return for a TD should maybe happen once in the rarest of blue moons or when the Eagles play Seattle, but stuff like this occurs on a daily basis in the world of Madden. Possibly minutely. In fact, I’m actually shocked this was all that happened. Usually there’s a glitch in the Madden Matrix and Eddy Lacy would float out of the stadium or Pete Carroll would start throwing 9/11 Truther literature onto the field. Still though, the only thing less realistic than this play is the virtually svelte Eddie Lacy creating so much separation. And by “So Much” I of course mean “Any”. That only happens in real life 110-lbs ago while wearing ‘Bama gear with buckets of Butterfingers lining the endzone. He ain’t running no 4.4 with that luggage under his uni.
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The downplay here is there was no audio to go with the guaranteed spaz. Gotta hear the foaming of the mouth and the controller going Warp Speed through the wall to really get the full effect. Fortunately there are no shortage of clips featuring bullshit in the Madden world.
Other glitches from around the virtual world this week – Just guys being dudes…or something like that. Must be a Bostonian thing.
Justin Pugh doing what the 2017 Giants do.
RIGHT IN THE DICK!
And the all too common Lag effect in COD: WWII, this one featuring anti-gravity. Somebody better start spanking these damn servers soon before somebody actually gets killed in real live.