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This Chick Had 50 Surgeries To Look Like Angelina Jolie... Sexy!

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(DailyStar)Sahar Tabar has undergone extreme plastic surgery in a bid to look like Angelina Jolie. The Iranian teenager is only 19, but has reportedly had 50 operations in a bid for fuller lips and defined cheek bones, according to Belgian website Sud Info. Sahar claims to be one of the actress’ biggest fans and says she “would do anything” to emulate the Tomb Raider star.

Wild move to refer to Angelina Jolie as “the Tomb Raider star” in 2017, but that’s not the real story here.

The real story here, as you may have noticed, is that this chick looks like the Corpse Bride (shoutout to my pal Uncle Chaps who specifically requested this reference and knocked it out of the park)

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Sahar here looks like she died in 2600 BC and has spent the time since buried in a pyramid. She’s an alive mummy.

But, and this may be a controversial stance here, I don’t think the surgeries were a total failure. Is she terrifying? Of course. Does she have a nose that belongs in Whoville? You betcha. Are her eyes so sunken in that it looks like she just chose the wrong Holy Grail? Affirmative. But…. BUT… if you saw a picture and were asked, “Who does this look like?” wouldn’t you say Angelina Jolie? You would! I’m not sure that’s the nicest thing to say about Angelina but the fact of the matter is that the celebrity Sahar most closely resembles is Angelina Jolie. That’s just a fact. So, kudos to the plastic surgeon right? It’s not perfect, but it’s not insanely far off. They didn’t make her an identical twin but she’s at least a fraternal one who has a serious eating disorder and also died a long time ago.