Jake Paul, Everyone's Least Favorite Person, Has Released A Diss Track To The Haters

Can I say something that’s going to shock everyone? This video made me laugh out loud and I genuinely enjoyed it. That may be very surprising, seeing as 10 months ago I wrote a blog declaring this kid’s older brother, Logan Paul, my mortal enemy but this Jake kid is such a little fucking shit that I can only assume that this is a troll video and that makes me like him. If I trick my brain into thinking that he’s being the worst human alive on purpose then it becomes very funny, you should try it.

I mean right from the start it’s hilarious. The opening message?

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“This isn’t a diss-track.”

What’s the YouTube video titled?

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“YouTube Stars Diss Track,” uploaded by Tom Paul.

Come on, that’s fucking funny.

Everything about this video is just great. Rapping while getting a haircut, rapping while grocery shopping, rapping about wanting 24/7 news coverage about doing nice things, it’s all gold, baby. Aaron Paul rapping about wanting credit for not letting kids kill themselves while he sits in a Tesla and tries to appear to be deep is fucking funny and I don’t care what you say.

He’s a villain and he’s a fantastic one. From the shitty hair to the shitty raps to the putrid dancing, I can’t take my eyes off of Tom Paul. Yeah, I said his brother is my enemy and I’ve fantasized on numerous occasions about poisoning his entire family at Thanksgiving, but Dan Paul won me over with this video. It’s so hateable that I love it.