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A Grandma Knitted Her Grandson A Shark Blanket And The Result Was.........Troublesome

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The Sun- A CUTE pensioner lived up to the stereotype by knitting her grandson a handmade gift… but everyone was left giggling at the final result. Hoping to keep up with the fashion, the trendy granny decided that a shark blanket would make a cool present for her primary school-aged family-member. The meticulous nan had gone to the trouble adding intricate details to the shark creation, including sharp teeth and a dorsal fin. But sadly, this proved to be her undoing, as the present ended up being a laughing stock when her grandson climbed into it. To the hilarity of his whole family, the fin stuck up in a VERY inappropriate place – and it’s likely the boy didn’t even know why everyone was laughing.

Whoops! A couple things. One, I don’t want this grandma to hang her head too much cause that blanket looks comfortable as fuck. Does it look like the shark fin is a giant boner? Yeah it sure does. Very much looks like a boner. That’s obviously the troublesome part. I mean it was clearly an accident but she made it look like her grandson has a big boner every time he slips into the shark blanket. Not great. But again, that blanket looks comfy as all hell. There’s no denying that. That’s the part everybody should be focusing on. Not the shark fin/dick stuff, you sickos. It’s like a snuggie but better cause the bottom is closed. So you just snuggle right up in there, shove your feet all the way to the bottom and have the greatest sleep of your life. Sounds like pure bliss. But I think you gotta cut off the shark fin with scissors or something. Although then the kid will just look like a mermaid and that comes with it’s own set of issues. Still better than a shark dick.