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What's Up With Russell Westbrook Trying To Cuck "Why Not?" From Me?

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Gotta be honest before I post this blog. I’m not much of a basketball guy. Shocking, I know, but I’m a Knicks fan so post-Linsanity life has been rough. I’ve fallen SO out of the loop that I knew next to nothing about Russell Westbrook…until this clown cucked me. Then I did some extensive research:

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There you have it. Loves cupcakes, takes pictures. What a unique guy.

If people start confusing my respectable Silent Bob “Why not?” tattoo for a Russell Westbrook “Why not?” tattoo, he’s getting an up close look at it. Meaning I’m going to punch him in the face. My tattoo is on my wrist so if I punched him in the face the tattoo would be close to his eyes, allowing to see it closer-you get the point.

As for these fucking clown shoes, by the way?

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Cease and desist.