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Kayne Made An Iman Shumpert Fetish Porno Or Something

So Kayne aired his new music video on the VMA’s tonight. That was after a 4 minute speech about nothing in which he somehow managed to talk about 20 people getting murdered in Chicago and chirp Taylor Swift in the same sentence. Naturally people ate it up though. I swear it doesn’t matter what Kanye says or does people just go apeshit. It’s kind of like a Beyonce performance in that regard. Doesn’t matter how boring or awful it (and it always is) people start crying and shit.

Anyway back to the point of this blog. The video was a a straight porno. No other way to describe it. Some chick going absolutely bananas in a gym. Just fucking the floor and shit. 12 year olds everywhere shooting loads to the moon. The Wicked Game for a new generation. It turns out it was Iman Shumpert’s girlfriend//mother of his child Teyana Taylor who starred in it. So naturally at the end of the video Shumbert made an appearance.

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And that’s why you watch the MTV’s. Because you never know when Iman Shumbert is gonna be sitting in a hot tub with his cat woman wife, their baby and a bunch of goats after they fuck in the shower on cable tv.

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