Bovada's "Will Ryan Lochte Lose A Sponsor" Prop Bet Was Basically Over Before It Even Started

via Bovada
Big Cat covered the Speedo announcement here

Grand Opening, Grand Closing! 12 minutes between tweets. I hate that I saw the Bovada tweet after the Speedo news dropped. It’s like finding out that Walmart.com was selling TVs for $20 just as they realized there was a pricing glitch. Free money. Of course a company was going to drop Lochte. Just need the right outrage group to hit the right pussy CEO at the right time.

As for the rest of the big board, I’m going to say “Yes” to a Dancing With The Stars appearance before 2017. Sure 2017 is right around the corner, but Seacrest has to own at least a part of that stupid show, right? He knows how to get those ratings and will make bodies disappear if that’s what is needed to get a deal done. Guaranteed. I’ll also go with a hard No for Lochte getting sent back to Brazil. The U.S. has won too many wars to have our hand forced by any country, let alone fucking Brazil. And I’ll take “No” for Lochte being stripped of his medal because if the bitches on Outrage Twitter didn’t force the IOC’s hand yet, they won’t once everyone forgets that the Olympics exist in 24 hours when we are only talking about the upcoming college football and NFL seasons.