French Montana Upgrading From Khloe Kardashian To Kylie Jenner Is The Most Baffling Power Move
MTO – According to multiple reports, Khloe Kardashians ex-boyfriend French Montana is dating Kylie Jenner. The two went out on a date yesterday, and French bought the youngest Kardashian some roses.
Peep the interaction between the two in these videos. WOW . . . just WOW!!
Apparently there have been rumors for a few months that Kylie Jenner went from dating Tyga to hooking up with her sister Khloe’s ex French Montana but this is the first time they seem to be going public with their weird new relationship. And normally I’m pretty much tuned out on Kardashian-based news since even the most insane manufactured story seems run of the mill after a decade of them doing this shit. But this….this makes no sense to me unless the Kardashians live by laws far beyond those of normal man. In what world, even in their fictional and delusional Kris Jenner-created bubble, does French Montana move from the universally accepted weakest Kardashian to her substantially hotter younger (and richer thanks to Kylie’s new makeup line) half-sister and not destroy that entire world? I may not fully grasp Kardashian world views but I’m pretty confident I know how every other living woman — especially one known as “the fat sister” for most of her life — would handle losing any ex-boyfriend to their much hotter decade-younger sister. And there is no version of that which doesn’t end with Khloe driving the entire family off a cliff or at the very least a very public and not undeserved mental breakdown.
The only counterpoint I have is that this is just such a win for French Montana that maybe even Khloe recognized that and had to give her blessing? I actually like French Montana’s music, at least the hits, but he shouldn’t be able to pull Kylie Jenner in any circumstance, let alone complete the ol switcheroo like Jerry tried to in the menage e trois Seinfeld episode. Like maybe even Khloe is like “Wait really, French Montana of all people pulled this off? Fuck it, I guess if he can do that, might as well let it ride.” I mean the odds had to be like one in ten trillion that he’d be the one to pull it off. But he did. And for as baffling as it is, all you can do is salute it and treat French Montana as the man he is. You see a dude pull Excalibur out of the stone, he’s got to be King. That’s French Montana today.
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Anyway I’m going to do the ceremonial Kylie Jenner pic dump below but one more fun fact: Apparently French Montana is big enough to sell out arenas?
What a world we live in. All hail King French Montana!