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If You Were Jay Williams, What Would You Have Done With Your First Boner In 13 Months? - KFC Radio

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Jay Williams made waves this week when he said he couldnt get his dick hard for over a year after his accident. Truly a harrowing experience. Cant even imagine a boner-less year. And so that moment when he got his first hard on must have been an incredible moment. I cant imagine the rush of emotions. Relief, happiness, confusion. In that moment, what do you do with your dick?

Would you bang a chick with it or JO? You gotta take everything into account. How long will you have that boner? You gotta act quick. Will you get another one, or is this it? If this is just a one time relapse you wanna make it last as long as possible. Or do you want to just bury it in the nearest girl and be happy you had sex again? A lot to discuss. A lot to think about.

Personally I think I’m spending some quality alone time with myself. Manage that boner like I manage Excite Bike. Dont take it too far and overheat and lose it. Keep it at a steady three quarters to make sure I can go the distance. Enjoy it as long as I can.