Nothing Sums Up SMU Football Today Like Its Pony Mascot Taking A Shit On The Field And The Handler Getting Interviewed While Cleaning It Up

SMU got smoked today. In fact it was over in about 5 minutes. 

Fans were even giving up early

But nothing sums up this day like the SMU mascot taking a massive shit on the field

I don't care if it's a pony or a stallion, it's horseshit. It's a heaping pile of shit, which is also how SMU played today. I mean all credit to Wake Forest, they should be in the playoffs. Give me a Wake Forest vs Kentucky first round game like it's Tim Duncan vs Rick Pitino again. Wake beat SMU so bad that this game focused on quite literally an animal taking a dump and interviewing the guy who had to clean it up. 

That might be the low point in SMU football. Yeah, even more than the death penalty. When the broadcast of your game spends more time breaking down a dude scooping up poop, I think I'd rather just not play. I say that as a guy who has to clean up after a 120 pound dog daily. I'm just a blogger though. I'm not in the ACC despite having a campus in Dallas. It's not very Atlantic, but college sports don't make a lick of sense anyways these days.

Advertisement

So shout out this guy. His job is to clean up shit and clean up shit he did. Bad day. Sad day.