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STATE CHAMPS: Florida Gators Put Belt to Ass On The Entire State of Florida AGAIN

BELT TO FUCKING ASS!!!

This is our state, always has been always will be. The Florida Gators are once again, college basketball state champs. Todd Golden is Florida State's boogie man. The guy simply does not lose to the Florida State Seminoles. I gotta give honorary Yuggernauts Coach Luke Loucks some credit though, Florida State came out to play. They were physical, played with high energy, but ultimately, they just aren't on our level. 

Once the Gators flipped that switch there was no coming back for the Noles. If you're a Florida State fan your chest should be out and your head held high, you went toe to toe with the number 1 team in the nation for 35 minutes! That's something to be proud of. You could probably hang a banner for it just like you did for the cancelled 2020 season where you finished 4th!

Alright, enough about the Seminoles. This Florida Gators basketball team has the goods, starting with THE best player in the country, Thomas Haugh. This kid is a fucking dog. He'll kill you in the paint, mid range, and now he's lights out from 3. But the best part about him is, he's not only the best player, but he's the best at all the little things. Fighting for extra possessions, diving for loose balls, playing hard on defense, grabbing offensive rebounds, all the little things that add up at the end of the game he does. 

Aside from Haugh, I gotta give Alex Condon his flowers. Last year I wanted to throw my remote at the TV every time he tried to score. It was horrendous to watch. However, this year, this year is a completely different story. I think Alex realized that he is too damn big to be shooting 3's! Much like the Yuggernauts last season, we realized we're not going to win games from deep, we're going to win games in the paint. And as long as Alex continues to dominate the paint like he has been, this Florida Gators team will continue to roll.