Eli Manning Pranking Peyton Manning Into Texting His Wife That He Sharted Is A Reminder That Eli Is The Best Manning Brother

THAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING QUARTERBACK! FOREVER!!!  Peyton Manning might be the head of the Manning household when it comes to football accolades due to all the ridiculous numbers he put up during his career. However at the end of the day, both Eli and Peyton are tied in the one stat that matters, which is how many Super Bowls did you win, which makes me think that category is closer to a wash than you ever would imagine after watching both of their careers.

So if you are breaking down which brother is better, I think you have to go beyond the field and into real life, where Eli clearly kicks the shit out of poor Peyton. I believe we have a good idea about the personalities of both players considering how much they've lived in the public spotlight and you flat out cannot tell me you would rather hang out with Peyton over Eli. Eli is flat out a better person to have a beer with and a funnier dude, with that prank being the epitome of why he is awesome. So simple yet so effective and great, just like The Quarterback Formerly Known As Easy E. I have tears rolling down my face as I imagine Peyton's wife getting multiple messages about her husband sharting over the years, which Peyton likely had no idea about until she sat him down to discuss if he needs to go to the doctor to get his chronic sharting problem checked out. The crazy thing is Peyton actually got off easy considering on that same podcast, Eli admitted to taking Chris Snee's phone and changing his wife's contact number with his father-in-law's contact number, who just so happened to be Tom Coughlin. Absolutely diabolically savage stuff from a man who has had ice coursing through his veins forever.