Florida Gators Shit Pumped The Miami Hurricanes In Their Season Opener

TWO WORDS: BASKETBALL SCHOOL.

You get what you get and you don’t get upset. Sure, everyone wants an elite college football program but if you can’t have that you better have basketball and my God do the Florida Gators have a basketball team. 

Last night the Gators dog walked the Miami Hurricanes the same way you’d walk a puppy. Extend the leash a little bit, let them think they’re in control, and then yank em back into place. Even when the Hurricanes thought they had a chance of getting back into the game the Gators slammed the door in their face faster than my mom kicked my dad out of the house. 

This Gators team was excellent in all aspects of the game (we’re not talking about shooting 50% from the foul line, I’ve retracted that from the box score). 

You know you have a good team when star players are hustling and fighting for loose balls like they’re the 8th man on the team. But the biggest takeaway from last night is that the Gators can once again shoot the three ball. Last year we wouldn’t hit the side of a barn, last night we hit the barn with a fucking bomb. Watching the net explode brought me so much joy, but nothing brought me more joy than seeing Denzel back and Lee out. Denzel didn't light up the box score by any means, but you can see how much better this team plays with him in. Speaking of new additions, I guess we landed Klavzar's cousin, Petrovic? Whose just another Slovenian sniper??? Yup, we'll take two of those thank you very much!

It was refreshing, it’s what this team needed. And if they continue to play like this….. watch out.