Jessica Simpson Can't Believe It's Been 20 Years Since She Blew Minds Rocking Daisy Dukes In The "These Boots Are Made For Walkin" Video, And Neither Can I

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Tell me about it Jessica. 

Where does the time go?

It feels like I haven't posted a blog in forever. For which I apologize. I will try to make up for it this week. But there's a lot of pressure when that happens- as to how you're going to reintroduce yourself with your first blog back. 

Something the veterans know, that they stopped teaching in the farm systems and lower levels to these young bucks today, is you can never go wrong with smut. 

When it doubt, smut it out. 

It's just like, "don't think, just throw". And that's blogging 101. 

So when I saw Miss Simpson's post today on my flight back from Newark, I knew the blog gods were smiling on me. 

Enjoy- 

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The queen has returned. Looks great for 43.

And not like that even matters because she will forever been enshrined in HoF thanks to her commitment and services in the past. 

p.s.- if you try to say these songs weren't jams back in the day, that still get stuck in your head when you hear them today, you're a liar.