Scumbag Of The Week: Ohio's States Running Backs Coach Is Leaving To Become The Michigan Running Backs Coach

What a fucking dickhead.....? What a fucking snake! And most importantly, what a fucking idiot!!!!!

Listen, I'm well aware that my name is Ohio's Tate and I'm a graduate of Ohio State and that my father, his father, his father, his father, and his father are all from the great state of Ohio.....but I'm coming at this story from an unbiased perspective. This was a horrible decision, by an apparently horrible person, who apparently has zero sense of loyalty and zero brain cells. Where do I begin?

How about first of all, he's leaving the hands down most talented running back room in the entire country. I mean, not only did we  pick up a 2x first team All-SEC back from Ole Miss in Quinshon Judkins....

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.....we also picked up a return to school commitment from a first team All-Big Ten running back in TreVeyon Henderson.

So what's he want? To coach scrubs? Is this man running from greatness? And listen, I'm the first to admit that we can't talk shit about Michigan because they've beaten us 3 straight times and are the reigning National Champions, but my God, anyone with eyes sees what's on the horizon this year. The Buckeyes have assembled the most talented team in the country, with a combination of the best recruits / best transfers, and everyone worth a damn has left Michigan. And that's where Alford is leaving for….?

And I get it, he got a paycut and the writing was on the wall that Ryan Day doesn't value this guy like he wants to be valued, but MICHIGAN? This was personal. I mean, what was he telling these recruits literally two days ago? I guarantee it was that these Ohio State Buckeyes are a force to be reckoned with, and that we're taking the rivalry back and more this year. And now he's telling the Michigan people what? That Michigan has overtaken Ohio State for good? I fucking hate this scumbag move.

Be who you say you are, you loser. Tony Alford is dead to me. Public Enemy #1.