Fashion Blog: Let's Discuss Emily Ratajkowski's Revolutionary Dress

Fellas I gotta say, I've never seen anything like this in my life. And much like when Columbus said the world was round, or when Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun and not vice versa, or when I said to buy BTC, we mock what we don't understand. I mean Galileo was thrown in god damn prison for his thoughts on the Universe! Which is why I am not ready to throw Emily's dress in the trash. While some say it looks ridiculous, I say perhaps it's so cutting edge that my simple brain can't comprehend it.

Let's observe more:

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Interesting, right? Much like what I said about John Cena, I echo for EmRat. If you look like that, why bother wearing clothes at all? I don't blame her one bit for wanting to be 99% naked at all times. Clothes are for gross people like me. Emily shouldn't be burdened by the same societal norms as me. If she wants to be naked, let her be naked! I'll continue to wear hoodies and hide every fat roll, Emily can wear crazy dresses and Cena can be naked. Win-win-win.

One more for the road:

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That's a W, chat. That's a W.