TYRANNY: The Phillies Have Cancelled Dollar Dog Night At The Ballpark

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EXCUSE ME??? 27 years of Dollar Dog Night at the ballpark. 27 YEARS!!! Think about that. That's pre-9/11. Bill Clinton was President. It's older than Sas and Miss Peaches - COMBINED. And now, nada. Well, we're getting "BOGO" nights where it's buy one dog and get one free. But still. Unacceptable on all fronts. 

Apparently, according to the Philly Inquirer, the team has said it eliminated Dollar Dog Night after raucous crowds last season began to throw hot dogs and lines at concession stands clogged the concourses. 

Boo freaking hoo. Nothing wrong with a few cheap wieners being thrown around outside a federal crime video. Plus, you mean to tell me the Phanatic is still allowed to have a literal hot dog HOWITZER that actually almost killed people but the peasants aren't allowed to have dollar franks to launch with their hands? 

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And that's not a shot at the Phanatac. The King deserves his motorized chariot equipped with a lethal hot dog cannon. But come on now, Phillies. Just when you had the city by the absolute BALLS you go and pull a move like this. It's simply stupid. Let the people have their dollar dogs 3x a year and the rest of the time, whatever. Let them have cake. But taking away Dollar Dog Night after almost 3 decades is grounds for a revolution and storming the Bastille gates at CBP. 

Go Phils. Probably.