Frank The Tank Does What The Dolphins Can't and Beat Josh Allen!

All hail King Frank!

All hail King Frank!

All hail King Frank!

I’m so grateful to have such a fierce leader like Frank. Unlike the sports teams we share, Frank actually steps up when it matters most. If it wasn’t for my king, my abusive father, Josh Allen woulda fucked me again. I’m used to Josh fucking me during football season, but fucking me in the Barstool world would have made my bottle of lube useless. My fierce King showed no remorse while hitting the Waddle in Josh Allen’s mouth, and that is why I will forever be loyal to my king. Thank you, king, for saving me another sleepless night at the expense of my abusive father. Thank you, king, for bringing us Dolphins fans our restitution. Thank you, king, for being the king. All hail King Frank!