Brittany Mahomes Will Be Featured In The 2024 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Alright, I'm just going to come out and say what everyone is thinking of writing in the comments.
Didn't Sports Illustrated die? My brain has been slowly turning to oatmeal over the years, but I could've sworn we all buried SI last month after they were bought by some hedge fund manager or venture capitalist or some other job I don't really understand which resulted in like the whole company being laid off. If there was going to be an SI, it was going to be written by AI, which is kind of a trippy sentence to write and proof that the machines are coming for all our jobs.
Even if Sports Illustrated is still around, I refuse to believe they are still actually making magazines. I imagine there are still a few companies clinging to the corpse of print media as it lets out its last breaths. But considering my old ass didn't even look for a magazine section at a Hudson News stand at the airport on my way out to Vegas to see if there were any interesting magazines that caught my eye along with a glance at the covers of any smut magazines that I could sneak a peak at, that industry has to be almost donezo.
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Sidenote 2: Team Ziti's special celebrity guest for the tournament was announced and our motto is 4 men. 9 legs. 1 goal.
Where was I? Oh yeah, Sports Illustrated! I feel like I've been writing the same blog for the almost 10 years I've been at Barstool wondering how the SI Swimsuit Issue is still a thing and the answer is because a shit ton of pageviews come from their announcement about who is on the cover or in the pages. So something tells me that even if Sports Illustrated is a zombie magazine or flat out dead, we will still be getting breaking news about who is in the Swimsuit Issue, even if it is just technically a handful of Instagram videos of supermodels, celebrities, and whatever the latest trend is that the people running SI want to make a statement about. Then we will all comment or click on the story because the two things that play in this world are nostalgia and sex.
Speaking of which, here are some of the most iconic SI Swimsuit covers ever that turned countless boys into men when it arrived in their mailboxes.
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Anyway I'm sure the Brittany Mahomes haters, of which there are many, will tee off in the comments with some uniquely internetty nasty things. But as someone that has always liked Patrick Mahomes, I'm happy when his family is in the news for something that isn't cringeworthy or against the law. During Super Bowl week no less! So I'm going to say congrats to Brittany for living out a dream and having a mom bod that kicks the everliving shit out of Patrick's "dad bod". Sorry if this offends.