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Nick Sirianni Appears To Be Safe As Eagles Head Coach BUT Only If He Personally Whacks His Own Coordinators

It's been awhile since we've had this level of dysfunction with the Eagles. TO doing situps in the driveway. Andy Reid firing Sean McDermott as DC without a plan and ultimately moving the OL coach Juan Castillo to take care of the D (still unreal that happened). Chip Kelly shoving Howie into the locker and Roseman rising like a goddamn nerd Phoenix to kick Chip back to college. Can't say we've missed it. And now we have Nick Sirianni - a man who has never not coached his team into the postseason - on the well deserved chopping block but has the opportunity to save his sac if he axes his guys. Fun times! 

Et tu, Nicholas? Kinda real cold by Jeffy and Howie to demand Sirianni to personally whack his hand pick guys. You know, the ones Jeffrey Lurie blew Nick just last year for being so in-depth with his interview process. Oh, and part of his plan be to bring in Dennard Wilson as DC. Actually good! Wilson has been a superb DBs coach in Baltimore this season as the Ravens have the best scoring defense in the game. But...Dennard Wilson...where have we heard that name before...

HE WAS THE MUDDERFUKING DB'S COACH FOR THE EAGLES LAST YEAR AND NICK SIRIANNI CHOSE TO LET HIM MUDDERFUKING WALK IN FAVOR OF SEAN DESAI!!!

That's cute. Almost too cute. As for "One former HC who's spent time with the team", it's gotta be Frank Reich for OC. Unless they're talking about Chip Kelly. Joking. Probably. Hell is due for a good freeze over. 

Go Birds. Always. Even if this is probably going to get a lot worse before it gets better… 

UPDATE ALREADY: Sean Desai has exiled from the sideline to the booth to outside the Novacare gates. Expect more blood soon.