It Looks Like We Have A New Billionaire NFL Supervillain After Panthers Owner David Tepper Appeared To Throw A Drink At A Fan During Sunday's Jaguars Game
I don't know if David Tepper was waiting for Daniel Snyder to get his ass booted from the league or the sting of having the worst record in football without having your own pick caused him to snap. But I think I have to declare Tepper the new NFL Owner King Dickehad after seeing this move. I guess Jerry Jones is always in the mix for this prestigious title, but I feel like he is just someone we occasionally see in the booth during Cowboys games now that his son has him entering all his roster move requests in a Creed Thoughts blog that immediately goes into the trash bin.
Tepper however seems to have that rare super swagger that some of the richest owners in sports get from becoming super rich in another business that makes him think he will crush owning a sports team, which has led to shit like this:
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Now we have him allegedly throwing drinks at fans, which has me thinking Tepper should embrace this supervillain role. Think about it, the Panthers have been one of the most forgettable teams in the league every season they didn't have Steve Smith or Cam Newton. Tepper should steer into the skid and be the super rich asshole owner that America hates. He should build a moat around his luxury box in Carolina, have his fellow uber rich friends in there wearing actual crowns while eating caviar or whatever rich people eat in 2023 by the boatload, and keep an actual living panther that he pets like a James Bond villain. And if you happen to piss him off by screaming at him from your seats with the rest of the commoners, you better expect some sort of drink being thrown directly in your face.
If the NFL is going to have bumbling refs that seem to be fixing shit like the WWE, they might as well have super rich villains like them too. You may not have liked Vince McMahon whenever he appeared on screen back when Stone Cold and The Rock were running wild, but you never changed the channel when he was on. If you aren't going to win, you might as well be entertaining. And based on everything we've seen from Tepper so far, winning went out the window a long time ago and the player that could save their franchise is about to be drafted by the Bears or whoever trades for the number 1 pick.
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P.S. Out of all the NFL stadiums to pull this move in, Jacksonville is probably in my bottom tier just because it is full of Florida people that yell DUUUUUUVALLLLLLL and that sick fuck Chaps is a Jags fan. The Bills are definitely in that tier too since their fans kick their own asses for fun. I also would avoid doing this to Browns, Jets, and Lions fans since they have been deprived happiness so long when it comes to the NFL and are probably just chomping at the bit to kill a rival NFL billionaire owner with their bare hands if they can't kill their own. This is actually a blog I should probably write in the future, so I'll put a pin in this thought and return to it once my brain is out of Christmas Break Mode and working at full capacity some time in mid-January.