Lighten the Fuck Up! Sabrina Suddenly Got Very Emotional & Ernie Tried to Console Her...

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Sabrina, a sexy young blonde, was watching the evening news with her much older husband, Ernie, when the newscaster announced, "This just in… Six Brazilian men have plummeted to their deaths in a group skydiving accident…" 

Upon hearing this, Sabrina suddenly started crying uncontrollably, much to the surprise of her husband. She was barely audible when she mumbled, "That's so sad…"

Confused by his young wife's sudden emotions, Ernie attempted to console her. "Yes dear, it's sad, but they were skydiving, and there's always a risk involved, and I'm sure they knew that…." 

After a few minutes, Ernie's young blonde wife, still sobbing uncontrollably, asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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