The Congressional Wild Card George Santos Used Campaign Funds Being Horny AF: Only Fans Subscriptions, Botox, Make-Up and Much Much More

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God, I love George Santos so much. This dude has a give-a-fuck meter that is completely turned off. He just went out there and lived the political version of Blank Check. He was like, "damn. I got this gig that I don't deserve with all this money coming in, daddy needs some OnlyFans"

Whomst amongst us couldn't see ourselves doing that? Not me. Give me a grip of money and I'm lookin for OnlyFans with the strongest grip on the market and baby,,, the market is boomin. 

Santos, of course, has lied about all kinds of shit. 

His mother died as a result of 9/11.

Claimed he graduated from Baruch College, a college he did not even attend.

 Told multiple people that he was the “star” of the Baruch volleyball team.

Ran Ponzi scheme that was shutdown by the SEC.

Santos said his grandparents survived the Holocaust as Ukrainian Jewish refugees from Belgium. He went on to explain that he was "Jew..ish."

Santos he lost four employees at the Pusle Nightclub shooting but none of the 49 who died ever worked there.

And on and on and on. There is no shortage of lies and no shortage of wildly silly claims which you should google becuase they are that good. I mean, if you haven't seen the full list, you absolutely have to. 

But now some of the truth is finally coming out and it's as everyone thought. George Santos is a big ole liar who loves OnlyFans, Botox, and Sephora. I will say that Sephora is kinda expensive so I understand wanting some help there. Have you seen the cost of lip liner lately? Expensive as shit. 

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When it's all said and done, we will all be thrilled that in all of American history, we were able to witness this in real-time. I am forever grateful to George Santos and I would like to personally pay for 3 of his onlyfans subscriptions for 6 months.