The Miami Dolphins Are NOT Frauds
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I know what I said, I know what I wrote, I might be a fraud but the Miami Dolphins are not. Yes, they lost 31-17, but the scoreboard doesn't reflect how close the game actually was. I'm not one to cry about refs but today I will be one of those guys. Call me a loser, call me a bum, I don't give a fuck. The refs were on their hands and knees slurping the Eagles cock the entire night. 10 penalties to 0?? Get the fuck out of here!
Not ONE of these were called? Can it be anymore obvious? Not to mention, the umpire from last nights game, Duane Heydt, was suspended from the ACC championship game for unethical refereeing!! How is he allowed to call NFL games??
Now that you have all been properly informed about the referee scam from last night, I can now paint the picture for the Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins will be 6-2 after next week. The Patriots are our bitch, Tua has never lost to Belicheck and he never will. After we manhandle the Pats we fly to Germany to play the Chiefs, I don't know if we'll win or lose but it doesn't matter because we'll have a bye week after the game. That bye week will be the turning point for the Miami Dolphins. Last night the Dolphins were missing their 1st and 2nd string corners, All-Pro Left Tackle, starting center, and our potential OROTY. After the bye week the Miami Dolphins will be getting back Jalen Ramsey, Xavien Howard, Terron Armstead, Devon Achane, and Conor Williams. Once the band is back together this team will be unstoppable. No one is nervous. The Miami Dolphins will be playing for an AFC Championship mark my words.
Also, if you ever wanted to know what it feels like to watch a Dolphins game with me, well here you go: