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A Woman Says She Had Sex With A Ghost Every Night For 20 Years But Ended The Relationship After He Revealed His Face

'From that moment on, he started coming to me like a spirit to have sex with me.'

Paula considered herself a loving partner to her ghostly lover for 20 years – until she eventually saw his face.

She explained: 'He was a very big man. But the day I caught a glimpse of him, he had fangs and the face of a gargoyle'.

After seeing the ghoul's scary looks, she stated that she did not want any further contact with him because he frightened her.

The woman continued: 'The last time I saw his face was when I didn't want to continue.'  

God damn, what a heartless wench. How do you end a 20 year relationship with ghost in October. This is HIS month. He didn't break up with you before Valentines or your birthday. He got you through 20 years of holiday seasons with the fucking in-laws. Now who is he supposed to spend his spooky season with? You'd think she could stomach one more month after 20 years of ghost sex

The dating scene is hard out there, man. This guy had his walls up so much he couldn't even show his girlfriend his face for 20 years. Doggy style only, I guess. Now she is trying to claim ignorance after all this time. This woman was STUNNED to find out that her ghost looked like a fucking ghost. This isn't Hollywood. Ghosts don't look like Patrick Swayze. You can't suddenly claim that this ghost you've been fucking for 20 years gave you the ick because you found out he was a ghost. Complete double standard out there. He's seen you naked thousands of times and never once said boo.