Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was in Bed With Her Lover When Her Husband Opened the Front Door...

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A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door…

Realizing there wasn't time for her lover to slip out the back door, she panicked, “Hurry, stand in the corner!”

Once he was standing in the corner, she quickly rubbed baby oil all over his body and then dusted him with talcum powder. Then she whispered in his ear, “Don’t move until I tell you to. Just shut your eyes and pretend you’re a statue…”

At that moment, her unsuspecting husband walked into the room. “What’s that, honey?” he asked, pointing to the corner.

“Oh, it’s a statue,” she replied nonchalantly. “The Smiths got one for their bedroom, and I liked it so much, I got one for us too…”

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Not another word was mentioned about the statue before they shut the lights and went to sleep for the night.

Then, around two o’clock in the morning, the husband suddenly got out of bed, went into the kitchen, and came back with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

“Here,” he said to the statue, “Eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths’ for three days, and nobody offered me so much as a glass of water…”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #196!

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