Lighten the Fuck Up! The Plane Was Descending Quickly So She Decided to Make the Kid Happy in Their Final Moments...

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A beautiful woman was seated next to a teenage boy on a private chartered plane. 

There was some noticeable turbulence, and the plane suddenly went into a nose dive. The intercom came on, “This is your Captain speaking. We are experiencing heavier turbulence than usual, and there's a very good chance we may not walk away from this one…” 

Everyone began to panic except the teenage boy, who sheepishly turned to the beautiful woman and said, “I hate to trouble you, Miss, but we might die, and I’ve never kissed a girl…” 

The woman was at first taken aback, but after a moment, she realized she might as well make the kid happy in their final moments. She immediately grabbed the back of his head, pulled him towards her, and gave him a big, wet kiss with lots of tongue… 

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After the boy caught his breath and came to his senses, he continued, “Sorry to bother you after such an incredible kiss, but we might die, and I’ve never felt a woman's breast either…” 

Again, the woman was taken aback by his suggestion but decided there was no harm in it. The plane was descending quickly, so she slid his hand under her blouse, and after a good long feel, the boy took it one step further…

“You’ve been so kind already, but please, I don’t want to die having never made love to a woman…" 

Since she already committed to helping this boy have sexual experiences before they died, the woman smiled and reached for his belt buckle. Just after she released the buckle, popped the button, and reached for his zipper, the plane miraculously leveled off. 

As the passengers exited the plane, they all shook hands with the Captain and congratulated him. When the beautiful woman walked by the Captain, she stopped, shook his hand, and said, “Thank you so much for saving us from certain death, Sir!” 

The last one to exit the plane was the teenage boy. As he walked by the Captain, he didn't offer his hand, he just looked at him angrily and said, “A little longer next time, okay, Dad!”                                                                                                                                                    

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