Everyone Can Back Off Because Taylor Swift And Travis Kelce Apparently Only Hung Out Twice, It's Nothing Serious, And Travis Is Embarrassed By All Of The Attention (I Doubt That)
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I don't know who the Messenger is, but they seem to be the ones who have a scoop on this whole thing. Like I said today on Barstool Radio, as I fought for my life while the MORONS on the couch with me tried to shove anti-Taylor rhetoric down my throat, I said that after a week long of antics, too much attention on this "relationship" was going to bring out a statement from Taylor's camp (Tree Paine.) And here we have it.
"She and Travis have hung out twice, and it's nothing serious. She thinks he is very charming, and they have been texting this last week," the insider exclusively tells The Messenger. "He is a little embarrassed at how much attention they are getting, but he has told her he would love to continue seeing her."
Perfectly executed. Translation, "Haha, yea I mean he's cute, but I'm the most famous woman in the world. Let's get real." The part where he says he's embarrassed, is presented in a way that makes it seem like she's sorry, but I know the embarrassment comes from the fact that EVERYONE IN HIS LIFE tried to cock block him by making him look like a desperate loser. I'd be willing to bet my life on the fact it was him texting HER "i'm sorry," instead of the other way around.
The source adds: "They are seeing where things go." However, the football star has some stiff competition for the singer's attention. "Her friends are always playfully suggesting people to set her up with," the source continues. The singer, who is in the midst of her record-breaking Eras Tour, is "in her fun girl era and strictly having fun right now."
She's just having fun! She's fuckin' around and loving her LIFE. We don't need the NFL coming in, salting her game and perpetuating the EXACT conversations that she's been trying to stop, her entire career. One Blank Space pun gives every football fan the authority to say shit like "she's dating too many famous guys" "if she didn't want the attention she'd put a stop to it" - gag me dead.
As for the Kelces, you've been warned. This is it! Stop making the jokes for now, you've had your fun, but Taylor WILL date someone cooler, better, faster and stronger than you just to prove a point. Remember that!
Check out today's episode of Barstool Radio if you have the stomach for a 40 minute stretch of two people screaming over each other, and then read this exerpt from an interview Taylor did in 2019, referring to how the media treated her in 2014.
Also, it is officially my job to "blog about Taylor Swift." It always was, but BY DIRECTION OF DAVE PORTNOY, I am to "Lead, and go fast on Swift." Stop telling me I'm too old, I'm too obsessed, too this, too that. This is my job, and I'm good at it.
