ASU's Delta Zeta Is Here To Remind You That It's Recruitment Season

For you, it may just be just a regular ole Tuesday August 8th. For sororities around the country, that can only mean one thing: it's recruiting season. Every year we get blessed with some true classics, and this year, some sorority consultants around the country are charging upwards of $4,000 to "help women navigate the pitfalls of rush season":

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It's a stressful time, and even more so now that chasing TikTok clout has basically taken over recruitment. Let's look back at some bangers from previous years:

They call it terrifying. I call it well choreographed. Find a new slant.

They suppressed Mississippi State Kappa Delta it seems, as the audio of this incredible video has now been removed from Instagram. Boo.

My journalistic research has led me to ASU Delta Zeta's TikTok page, which already has a multitude of exemplar videos in what may be your only choice if you are an incoming pledge at Arizona State:

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My research also led me to the leader of these gals, who apparently is like having prime LeBron James on your roster. More on that later. It's this girl Ryder, who has apparently been elected as the "VP of Recruitment":

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I'm not totally sure how you get elected but congrats Ryder. One small problem for the competition though. Ms. McCrann is a TikTok star and has a million followers on the platform:

That just seems unfair for your VP of Recruitment to already understand the TikTok platform better than 99.9% of humans. "You'll never find anyone like me" indeed. But all is fair in love and rushing, so congrats to ASU Delta Zeta in securing what was likely the top prospect of her class and a bonafide superstar to herald you through a grueling rushing season. To the other sororities, you can't compete, but it's certainly worth a try. Carry on.