Kadarius Toney Went On Two Wild Rants About Giants Fans, Including One Talking About Daniel Jones, Before Claiming He Was "Hacked"

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Oh my sweet sweet Yung Joka. I already told you when you flipped off the Giants, their fanbase, and/or all of New York that no matter what you do, we are going to remember you as the guy that helped stop the Eagles from winning their second Super Bowl. You can curse us out, post videos that look like they were recorded by the actual Joker, and throw our quarterback under the bus. But none of that is going to even come close to overriding the joy that all of us feel knowing that we weren't going to be subjected to another Eagles Super Bowl parade, videos of Philly fans climbing greased poles, and a banner unveiling on Opening Night thanks in large part to a couple of plays you made in the Super Bowl (also shout out Joe Schoen for making the two moves that helped take down the Birds).

In fact, not only do I not care what you have to say about my fanbase and my team, I am probably still going to draft you on all my fantasy teams because I saw how much of a playmaker you are when healthy. Sure I will slowly lose my mind over the next 2 months as you sit on my bench because of some random hamstring injury, kick myself for not starting you the one week you play then put up 200 yards and 3 TDs, then feel like a sucker as I waste a roster spot for your goose eggs the rest of the season. But again, I'll be fine with all of that because the guy who helps beat my enemy in the biggest game of the season is my friend, no matter how many times he motherfucks my team and everyone associated with it. I will even overlook slandering my little lamb QB1 because I'm pretty sure Daniel Jones calls everyone in his phone, from his family to his friends to his teammates to his ex-teammates to his plumber, just to see how they are doing because that's the type of stand up guy he is.

Oh wait, forget everything I said. It turns out Kadarius says he was hacked.

Awww man, I hate when that happens! If I know anything about Yung Joka, he takes internet security very seriously, which means these hackers likely got through two-factor if not three-factor authentication to hack Yung Joka. Whoever did this, along with impersonate his voice with AI since recreating an artist's voice is the hottest thing in the streets these day (lest we forget that Yung Joka is a wood-certified selling rapper), will likely be caught very soon. In fact, I bet it's one of those no good Giants fans trying to take down a guy who played :opens up Football Reference: 12 games for their team and put up 420 yards (lolz) without a touchdown before being shipped out for picks, one of which became Darren Waller. 

Actually the fact that there are still weirdo Giants fans sliding in Kadarius' DMs instead of getting excited about their team that has been saved from Football Hell by Brian Daboll instead of praying a guy like Kadarius Toney would turn everything around once he found shoes to practice in tells me that there are still nutjobs out there that would waste their time caring about someone that should be the smallest footnote in Giants history as Dave Gettleman's last big blunder.

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Anyway, here's to wishing Kadarius much success (especially when he faces the other 3 NFC East teams), a stronger Twitter password complete with a lower case letter, upper case letter, number + symbol, and most importantly that this is the last time I have to blog about him talking about anything Giants.