Lighten the Fuck Up! It Was National Orgasm Week & One Sex Therapist Set Out to Prove His Theory...
B2M Productions. Getty Images.A world-renowned sex therapist and lecturer devised a theory, "Those who have sex with their partners once a day are the happiest people." His theory had yet to be proven, so he decided to put it to the test and prove it once and for all…
As part of National Orgasm Week, he advertised a free seminar titled SEX & Orgasms: The More the Merrier, hoping the participants would help him prove his theory…
On the day of the seminar, the auditorium was packed with people eager to hear what the world-renowned sex therapist had to say.
He began by asking the crowd a simple question, “Show of hands. How many of you have sex with your partner once a day?”
A third of the people raised their hands, each one grinning proudly from ear to ear.
Then he asked, “Show of hands. How many of you have sex with your partner once a week?”
Half of the audience raised their hands, their expressions a bit less spirited than the first group.
He followed that by asking, "Show of hands. How many of you have sex with your partner once a month?”
More than a few hands went up, albeit tentatively, and nobody in this group seemed particularly happy, in fact, they appeared to be quite miserable and downtrodden…
Then he asked, “Okay… Show of hands. How many of you have sex with your partner once a year?”
One middle age man in the back began jumping up and down jubilantly, waving his hands and whistling. The sex therapist was shocked. This man's reaction completely disproved his theory…
Curious, the sex therapist asked, “If you only have sex with your partner once a year, Sir, then why are you so damn happy?”
The man shouted excitedly, "Because today’s the day!”
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