Lighten the Fuck Up! Being a College Professor is Not Without its Fringe Benefits...

A middle-aged male professor received a knock on the door of his office… 

After fumbling about for a few moments, he opened the door only to find an older gentleman who greeted him with a big smile and said, "I worked in this very office over thirty years ago when I was a professor at this college. May I come in?” 

Despite being caught off guard, the Professor replied, “Sure, please, come in.” 

The old man searched the room with his aging eyes, fondly remembering everything about it. "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the same old blackboard, and the same old window that has a wonderful view of the garden below. And, lest I forget, the same old desk…"

He stared at the desk for a long moment, and the young professor could tell he was reliving some fond memories of years gone by. Then, the older professor noticed there was a young girl kneeling under it… 

When the middle-aged professor realized the older professor had seen her, he became alarmed and stammered, "She’s my daughter, Sir. She dropped an earring under my desk, and she's just searching for it on the floor…" 

"And," sighed the older professor, "The same old story as well…"

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU joke #164! 

Just in case you missed the last one…