Lighten the Fuck Up! Candace Began Taking Golf Lessons to Avoid Becoming a Golf Widow...

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Candace was just recently married and decided to take golf lessons to avoid becoming a golf widow, hoping she could get good enough to start playing weekends with her husband. 

Her first lesson was not going well…

The instructor was getting frustrated and then pissed off. Finally, he said to her, "Listen, dear, we've been out here all day, and we haven't made any progress. You aren't listening to anything I'm saying. So, let's try something completely different… I want you to grip the club the same way you grip your husband's penis…" 

Candace nodded okay, and then lined up, focused, and hit the ball straight down the middle of the fairway. 

"That was amazing!" the instructor shouted in disbelief, "Now, take the golf club out of your mouth, and we'll go for distance…"

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