This Weird Ass Interaction By New Head Coach Jonathan Gannon Is The Moment We All Should Realize The Arizona Cardinals Are Going To Suck

Okay, you know what? That defensive collapse by the Eagles in the Super Bowl makes a whole lot more sense now all of a sudden. This is the guy leading you? He sounds like JP in Grandma's Boy while looking like Murr from Impractical Jokers. 

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Have fun with that Kyler! All I know is if I'm Rondale Moore and this is how my new coach is greeting me, I'm demanding a trade that night. Not even requesting it. Just straight up demanding it. Can't have a guy meet me and start sounding like that. Somehow the full video might be weirder? 

Take away, you know, winning and coaching and talk about only a coolness factor. You can't have a bigger dropoff than going from Kliff to this. People are comparing the dude's suit to Pee Wee Herman. Kliff would never. Sure, there's also a reason him and Kyler ended up being terrible together at the end. But we're talking just straight cool factor here. That matters a little bit. Can't have Adam Gase style weirdness and expect greatness. 

I'm officially out on the Cardinals having success with or without Kyler coming back from injury this year. Can't have JP from Grandma's Boy making those sounds on camera.