Lighten the Fuck Up! Jen Was Well Put Together, but Her Husband Still Had One Suggestion...
Jen and Nate had been married for twelve years when just moments after having sex, Nate said, "That was great, but babe…" And staring directly at her crotch, he made a suggestion, "You know, you can wax all of that…"
Jen was surprised, "You mean, some of it or all of it?"
Nate said, "Well, all of it…"
Jen, wondering where this was coming from, asked, "Who's doing that?"
"Pretty much everybody but you, babe…" Nate replied.
Jen may have been more receptive to her husband's suggestion when she was younger, but now that she was older and had two kids, she replied like a mom, "You don't like it, then don't eat it-"
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"Really, Jen?"
"Really, Nate. And know this, you're getting the same fucking thing tomorrow!"
Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #153!
Just in case you missed the last one…
You know you'll look good in some new LTFU Merch! Not everyone will know what LTFU means, but everyone will ask!