Barstool Golf Time | Book Tee Times & Earn Free Barstool Golf MerchDOWNLOAD NOW

Advertisement

Lighten the Fuck Up! Vicky Did All the Cooking, Cleaning, Food Shopping, & Laundry While Kevin Watched Football...

1001nights. Getty Images.

Vicky was pissed that her husband never helped with domestic chores around the house. She did all the cooking, cleaning, food shopping, and laundry while Kevin just sat in his leather recliner drinking beer and yelling at the TV while he watched football all weekend long…

When she finally had enough, Vicky tossed Kevin's belongings into a canvas duffle bag, handed it to him, pointed at the door, and yelled, "Get the fuck out, Kevin! I've had it with you!" 

Kevin didn't say a word, grabbed the duffle bag in a hurry, and on his way out the door, wanting to get the last word in, Vicky shouted, "I hope you live a long, miserable, unhappy fucking life full of regret, Kevin!"

Upon hearing that, Kevin suddenly stopped in the doorway, turned around, and looking directly at his angry wife, he replied, "Oh, so now you want me to stay…"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

Advertisement

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #152!  

Just in case you missed the last one…                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

You know you'll look good in some new LTFU Merch! Not everyone will know what LTFU means, but everyone will ask!

Advertisement