There's Simply No Chance This Is Tom Herman

I'm sorry, what? That's supposed to be Tom Herman?

I was genuinely shocked and confused when I saw these photographs. I don't know if Tom was already out on the road recruiting and FAU had to get his cousin for the introductory photoshoot or something, but that absolutely is not Tom Herman.

THIS is Tom Herman:

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Those are different dudes. I'm unsure what is exactly going on here, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it. This could be a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top.

Or maybe Herman just got away from Texas barbecue and a fanbase that expected better than 10-win seasons. One or the other.