In An All Time Scummy Move, Dan Snyder Included Brian Robinson's Shooting In An Angry Statement Directed At The DC Attorney General

Tomorrow afternoon, (or today probably when you're reading this) the DC Attorney General will hold a press conference related to the Commanders. It could be related to the ongoing illegal bookmaking scheme where they were stealing money, the sexual harassment in the workplace scandals (plural), a myriad of other wrongdoings, or all of the above. The AG will be airing it out, hopefully landing Snyder behind bars for all sorts of white collar crimes. (I doubt he would ever serve time, I would expect it's just going to be a fine). 

But because Dan Snyder is a slimeball scumbag, he released his own statement about the AG's statement:

BRO, WHAT?!?!

He really responded to the Attorney General by suggesting he's not doing his job because of the horrible shooting of Brian Robinson? He's trying to use this horrendous event as a chess piece in his bickering? Fuckkkkk outta here with that. Brian was shot twice and Dan Snyder thinks he can use that to his advantage? How fucking low can one person get? Also, the young teenagers who shot him have been arrested, so the statement isn't even accurate. 

Brian Robinson's agent wasn't too thrilled about this statement either, saying:

If I'm Brian Robinson and the guy who owns the team views my tragic shooting as his own ammo, I storm into his office and punch him in the face. One solid punch to the face. 

Jason Wright (team president/fall guy) then released his own very interesting statement:

Key words here are "external counsel" aka "Dan Snyder's lawyers" aka "what should we say back, Danny?". Those are his words, no doubt. I mean I'm sure Dan Snyder's lawyers aren't exactly peaches themselves, but he is ultimately responsible for the verbiage of that statement. To include Brian Robinson in it, that's just who Dan Snyder is as a human- just a bad dude, deep down to the depths of his soul. 

Tomorrow's press conference should be something. Wishing for nothing but the worst for Dan. Fuck him forever.