Snoop Dogg Has A "Professional Blunt Roller" That Rolls Him 150 Blunts A DAY
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Snoop Dogg's professional 'joint roller' has revealed the flamboyant American rapper smokes up to 150 marijuana blunts a day.
The Gin and Juice star, 51, lives in California where recreational marijuana use is legal, and has employed a full-time joint roller since 2016.
The employee, known as Renegade, revealed on Kyle and Jackie O on Tuesday she had rolled more than 450,000 joints for Snoop during that time.
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I recently read a blog written by Rico Bosco and it had an incredible point attached to it. This was a blog about Turtle's character in Entourage, but I have a sneaking suspicion this exact quote was about someone more specific. Not sure who. You guys can use your brains to decide. It went like this:
[People] are lucky that they meet the right person, a far more driven person, a far more talented person, a far more successful, a person with far more hair, and via a friendship get to ride that success into the (Miami) sunset.
And I couldn't agree more. It's just a way of the world, but Rico also insinuates it's a bad thing. To me, it's the opposite. It's AWESOME.
Look, all of my life I've had a vision where I can mooch off a rich friend for the rest of eternity. Take Chief for example. He's got this dream of starting a cattle ranch in Montana or Idaho on thousands and thousands of acres of land. I want that to happen for him, because then I'd use the cattle ranch as my own. Fish in its creeks, hunt its deer, sleep in its house(s). His cattle ranch would be my cattle ranch. The only rule I'd have for him is he wouldn't be allowed to acknowledge my presence should he see me having some "me" time or using his toilet to drop a rat or something.
To me, that's fair.
The only issue with my vision is that all of my HS, college and post college friends are dead beat losers without "fuck you" money. I can't mooch off deadbeat losers. That's unbecoming. Need those guys to pick it the fuck up so we can move west and live amongst the buffaloes and whatnot. Manifest destiny from sea to shining sea.
I wouldn't be a COMPLETE mooch though. Turtle, for instance, was paid to be the crew's driver, while Drama was the chef. I can drive and I can cook. Just give me a crock pot, boxed broth/stock, a bunch of random seasonings, and some meat and we got ourselves not only an A+ meal, but leftovers for a few days. I've also mastered the art of air frying chicken tenders in a homemade sauce that is just a conglomeration of a bunch of different sauces already in my fridge.
The point is, is that I wouldn't just mooch without giving back. I'd be giving with my time and skillset, just like Snoop Dogg's blunt roller. She's not just chilling on the couch all day. She's working her nuts off to a tune of 450,000 blunts rolled in her blunt rolling career.
I mean, how awesome is this? You meet someone famous, a person that's WAY more talented than you at everything, and that person's just like, "nope, I don't wanna roll my own blunts anymore. You do it and I'll pay you. You can call yourself a pro".
That's a common person's DREAM life, and it ain't even really work. If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life, and with Snoop smoking "150 blunts a day", you gotta assume this guy really loves what he does. I would too if I were high constantly while getting paid to lick papers. Yeah, sure, I'd prefer to do nothing at all…
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But if I gotta make a concession like rolling blunts for a famous friend, driving them around, or whipping up bacon and eggs for them in the morning, then I'm in. Just don't ask me to do any physical labor. I don't do physical labor. Lifting heavy shit sucks ass because it's heavy.