The Giants Run All Over The Bears With An Offense And Uniforms Straight From The 80s

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I'm pretty sure those were all the highlights on offense in a game that was closer to a rock fight than an NFL football game. But I am not going to apologize for a win that may have resembled the way the first ever Bears-Giants game was played in 1925.

I have no clue if that is Bears-Giants or not. But today's game would look exactly the same if it was in black and white.

Nonetheless, Big Blue is 3-1 and tomorrow we get to bask in our THIRD glorious Victory Monday of the year thanks to the legs of Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley, who looked like Jeff Hostetler and Ottis Anderson running around in those beautiful throwbacks that should 100000% be the Giants uniforms every week.

I would say the jerseys and helmets were the reason the running game was so strong, but the defense looked NOTHING like Lawrence Taylor and Carl Banks when it came to tackling. But the Bears passing offense is somehow more fucked than our receiverless hodge podge of shit, so they did enough to help get a win and stopped this from being the most ridiculous touchdown in NFL history.

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Oh yeah gotta shout out specials teams for ending the game with a fumble recovery after this absolute boot.

Time to bring our lunch pails to jolly old London next week for the early game, preferably with a quarterback that can walk without a limp or a wobble.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to prepare for the part of my sports day that is somehow significantly more stressful than watching my NFL team play without a healthy QB.