Antonio Brown's Biggest Regret Is He Was Never Able To Watch Antonio Brown (Himself) Play Football

When I tell you I checked to make sure that wasn't an AB parody account 15 times before blogging this, I wouldn't be exaggerating. I scrolled, I cross referenced, I got my lawyer on the phone, the whole 9. Because what a god damn AWESOME quote that is from AB. Mesmerizing. Inspiring. And perfect. He doesn't regret any of that shit the LAME stream media chastised him for. Hell no. But it makes him sad, deep down into his core, that he'll never be able to watch Antonio Brown play a game of football, live and in person. Damn. 

But he doesn't stop there. He compares himself to watching the Beatles or Jesus Christ performing at Red Rocks. A fair comparison, obviously. Because who else would you want to see perform at Red Rocks other than ol' JC Superstar? Turning water into wine as the Colorado sun sets in the background, doing a little crowd work turning atheists into believers, finishing his set with his patented "getting nailed to a cross" bit before coming back out for the encore and playing a terrific rendition of Free Bird while walking on water.

He's right though. It's a shame he never got to sit in the crowd and watch himself run routes. It's like how I can never read my own blogs because I'm the one writing them. I bet all the greats feel this way. The Rock never got to see The Rock wrestle. Ovechkin has never gotten to marvel at Ovechkin playing hockey. And of course Tommy Smokes

Poor Tommy Smokes has never gotten to pull up YouTube and watch Tommy Smokes manipulate coworkers into giving him $25,000. Not fair!

So I stand with AB on this one. Heavy is the head that wears the crown.