Deshaun Watson is Taking The Browns Offense On A Trip To The Bahamas

THAT'S MY QUARTERBACK!!!! And that's called LEADERSHIP. Everyone else has got it all wrong. Quit giving fiery speeches. Quit living in the film room. Who cares if you are first in or last out? And definitely quit reading those dumbass culture building books. None of that matters when it comes to being a leader. Deshaun Watson knows what it takes to gain control of the huddle. Especially in a situation like his, this is GENIUS. Got a questionable reputation? Want to win over the locker room? Here's the blueprint:

Step 1 - Sign a $230 million fully-guaranteed contract

Step 2 - Take the offense to the Bahamas to drink Pina coladas on the beach together

This man should be named captain of the team immediately. The boys are probably already ready to run through a brick wall for him. The Bahamas!

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I don't want any "how many massage therapists are coming?" jokes made. I don't want any "he's already trying to get out of Cleveland" jokes made. Keep the negativity to yourself. This is a leader of men showing his guys that he cares about them. And this extra effort is going to go a long way come February.

The only question I will entertain is if Baker Mayfield was invited. Josina is reporting that Deshaun is treating the offense. Last I checked, Baker Mayfield is making $18 million this year as a Browns quarterback. 

Baker Mayfield when he sees this:

For the record, there's no chance Baker goes. And there's also no chance they will be "continuing off-season workouts" down there like it's being reported. In the Bahamas? No, this is a chemistry trip. The only football I want to hear about is Deshaun practicing throwing ice cold High Noons to the receivers. I don't want a second to go by where there's not a drink in Amari Coopers hands. Have fun down there, boys. Oh, and DON'T POST ANY PICTURES!!!